Monday, January 19, 2009

R'thoria's Used Plot Elements: Disney Edition (Vol. 2, Ep. 002)

Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to the special Disney edition of RUPE*! Citing financial difficulties, Disney recently announced a number of layoffs and general cutbacks, and has begun to sell off their back stock of plot elements to independent retailers, such as yours very truly, and which are now available directly to YOU at discount prices!

[* Definitely NOT G-Rated whenever we can avoid it!]

So, without further ado, let me introduce the best of the stock, everyone's favorite story: Sleeping Baby! Enjoy this touching, four-hour, continuous-shot adventure that critics have called the most nap-tacular event of the century!

Next, we have the cinematic masterpiece based on an ancient French fairy tale that dazzled audiences when it was first released. Integrating computer-generated graphics with Disney's classic hand-drawn style, Beauty and the Beet tells the touching story of a young woman who discovers that external appearances can be deceiving, and that a person's roots are more important.

Lilo and Stick was the last of the hand-animated films to come from Disney Studios. Set in the beautiful Hawaiian Islands and rendered in luscious watercolors, this refreshing tale shows how a young girl, and her best friend, can make a family in the face of difficulty.

Choose from these and many others, including The Cryin' King, The Emperor's New Boob and that fascinating medical documentary, The Sore and The Stone!

So remember: for ACTION, ADVENTURE, luscious watercolors and gratuitous boob jokes, visit us at RUPE, where our prices can't be matched!
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