Monday, July 04, 2005

Some old Limericks

There once was a lady of Ryde
Who ate a green apple and died
The apple fermented
Inside the lamented
And made cider inside her inside!

There was a party of Lyme
Who married three wives at a time.
When asked, "Why the third?"
He replied, "One's absurd!
"And bigamy, sir, is a crime!"
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